jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

(Source: vinegod)


xdamnation:

tbiamaryllis:

holy-howell:

nosdrinker:

did she get kicked out of her house after this

what the actual fuck did i just watch

Please don’t scroll past this

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(Source: sextmessage)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more


officialunitedstates:

great thanks

hatfullofwhy:

For Lent I’m just giving up in general 

whoredinarygirl:

"we’re having pizza for dinner"

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jerkidiot:

heyyodel208:

jerkidiot:

fuccinckkin…fuck this stupid website…when I saw that stupid “it’s a metaphor” meme getting popular I immediately bought a big fake cigar….I didnt read that it was from China and would take a few weeks….well here it is and it’s too late….the meme is dead….fuck you fuck your cigarettes fuck your memes fuck your metaphors I am done

its a metaphor dont you see

you try to join the killing thing but by that time the killing thing is killed itself

YES THE METAPHOR LIVES ON

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

versacepromises:

imagine being a heterosexual

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